Every day, I get one step closer to becoming a full-time Chinatown bootlegger.
K. Campbell - Pure Pop for Jaded Punks
We’re barely 5 months into the year but I don’t care: I already know the best record of the year. It’s not because it’s local and it’s not because my friend made it entirely by himself; it’s because I honestly think this is one of the best records I’ve heard in the past decade. I may take the leap and try to convince K. Campbell to let me put out the 12” to this. Listen for yourself.
This is the only guitar pedal I only use. It’s probably the only guitar pedal I will ever use. Many people ask me where I got it, what is it, what’s inside of it, how do I control it, etc. They’ll never know.
Instead of going to school and doing my homework today, I went to Domy to talk about skateboarding (this summer I’m trying to put out a zine about skateboards, naked girls, pizza, rap music, punk culture, and drugs), sold some more shirts (online orders should be up next week, don’t worry), sold a koozie, signed a contract for Free Press Summer Fest, and then ate a big sandwich and drank some Zzzquil. That means I have to go to school tomorrow and write a paper and do homework. Oh yeah, on Monday I found out that the presentation I gave in my senior level Supply Chain Management-Reverse Logistics course was voted as the best in class.
I shaved my head the day before the presentation so everyone could see that I had an inverted cross tattooed on my head and wore cut-off shorts and a Jawbreaker t-shirt. I wonder if that had anything to do with it.
Here were the alternate ideas I had for the “NEVER FORGIVE; NEVER FORGET” text:
-FUCK THE POLICE
-MAMA TRIED; PAPA FAILED
-R.I.P. MARY’S
-R.I.P. BALLS
